Laugh a little

- Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT,
 "And what starting salary were you looking for?" 
The engineer said,
"In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said,
 "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The engineer sat up straight and said,
 "Wow! Are you kidding?" 
And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."


- A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night.
"Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"
"I suppose so - it's paid for."
"How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?
"I suppose so - it's paid for."
"What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?
"How can I?" the husband blurted out. "She is left-handed."

-- A man says to his Wife: 

 I am so Happy that you became a Mother... 

His wife says to him: 

God Willing one day you will

 become a Father.